I Want to Elope with Nicole Richie's Dress

Oh my dear sweet Lord, this dress. (THIS DRESS!!!). I want to buy it chocolates and flowers and whisper sweet nothings in it's ear. I want to write it bad emo poetry about how it is the very air that I breathe, the food that I need, and the blood that I bleed. In short, the glittery gold dress that Nicole Richie wore to the New Year's Eve party she hosted at LAVO in Las Vegas on Thursday is a