Happy Birthday Jack White. You Pretty Much Are Awesome and Amazing and We Appreciate You Gifting Us with Things Like Music and Your Life and Stuff...

Oh hey didn't you hear? The man among mortals Jack White is celebrating his 36th birthday today. Knowing him, his internal monologue probably went something like this during his first waking moments: "Today is my birthday. I hope someone remembers, but I hope they don't KNOW I hope they remember. No, I'm going to play this one pretty close to the chest and pretend to be too cool for a