My New Book, "Sex, Murder and the Three of Us" is on Sale NOW!

Sex, Murder and The Three of Us is the dark, erotic tale of a love triangle between a married couple and their male friend after the three a...

Happy Birthday Jack White. You Pretty Much Are Awesome and Amazing and We Appreciate You Gifting Us with Things Like Music and Your Life and Stuff...

Oh hey didn't you hear? The man among mortals Jack White is celebrating his 36th birthday today. Knowing him, his internal monologue p...

APPLAUSE

Am I back? Where have I been? Who shot J.R.? The answer is...I don't know! That's the kind of philosophic mumbo jumbo you should...

Epic Picture of the Day

Because Drew Barrymore never gets old. Seriously. Drew Barrymore never gets old. I'm watching Poison Ivy right now and homegirl looks th...

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Moet and Chandon champagne spokesperson and goddess of my world Scarlett Johansson recently spent some time in France helping pick and harve...

Epic Picture of the Day

Because the only difference between Salvador Dali and a madman is that he was not mad.

Seth Green & Wife Parody "California Gurls"

EMBED-Geek and Gamer Girls Song - Watch more free videosI love Seth Green, and it's shenanigans like this that just prove why. The ...