Kate Beckinsale is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive

Charlize Theron won one. So did Halle Berry. No I'm not talking about an Oscar. I'm speaking of something more prestigious. A declaration that shall be echoed throughout the land for all to rejoice in. I'm talking of course about the title of Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive. In the past recipients have included Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson. However this year's honor is bestowed upon none