Ashley Greene and the Case of the Clever Headline I Have Yet to Think of

And now for someone who does not make my body erupt in the dry heaves, Ashley Greene. Ok, well maybe I lied just a tad. Lately the Twilight star has been absolutely everywhere. In fact, I would not be the least bit suprised if I opened my closet and found her staring back at me. You also might want to check under your beds and in your laundry hampers, because odds are she might be there as well.