You Get the Board, I Get the Darts, We Meet in the Middle

Ok please do not hate me forever and for all time, but I almost kind of possibly don't totally hate these pictures of Paris Hilton in November's Harper's Bazaar Dubai. Neverfear! The very thought of her still makes my uterus want to wave the white flag in surrender, I'm just saying this isn't the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. Maybe like, the third worst. You know, after war and famine