Maggie Gyllenhaal Probably Hates You

I'm not going to sugarcoat things: Maggie Gyllenhaal seems like a total bitch. And this, my dear, lovely friends, is why I love her oh-so-much. Actually, I take that back. I don't love her because she's a bitch so much as I love her because she does not give an effidy eff if you like her clothes, her hair, her face or her family. She will spit in your eye, make you cry and shame you into