Happy Birthday Jack White. You Pretty Much Are Awesome and Amazing and We Appreciate You Gifting Us with Things Like Music and Your Life and Stuff...

Oh hey didn't you hear? The man among mortals Jack White is celebrating his 36th birthday today. Knowing him, his internal monologue p...

APPLAUSE

Am I back? Where have I been? Who shot J.R.? The answer is...I don't know! That's the kind of philosophic mumbo jumbo you should...