Ellen Degeneres Replaces Paula Abdul on "Idol"

When news first broke that Paula Abdul would be leaving American Idol I immediately thought that no one could possibly take her opiate filled place in our hearts as the nicest judge ever. That is until I heard that Abdul's replacement was going to be none other than America's sweetheart, Ellen Degeneres. In a statement to the press yesterday, the talk show host confirmed her latest gig and said