Who Is She Talking To? That Phone Isn't Even Plugged In

So...our favorite bag of bones Victoria Beckham recently did an interview and photoshoot for the latest issue of Elle. Basically the whole thing was chock full of lies, as demonstrated in this absolutely ridiculous quote: "Would I think twice about buying a dress that costs $2,000? Yeah! Of course I would. I’d try it on and go home and think about it before I bought it." The fibs! The deception!