Robert Pattinson is People's Sexiest Man Alive

Soooo, Robert Pattinson aka Jawline aka Angles McGee has been named People's Sexiest Man Alive. Suprise, suprise! As if anyone didn't see that one coming. Now I'm not saying I disagree with the mag's choice, but I will say if they thought for one cotton picking minute that anyone on planets Earth, Mars, Jupiter OR Saturn did not expect them to choose Edward Cullen as the hottest dude in our solar