With a Cornpipe Hat and a Button Nose and Two Eyes Made of of Coal...

Dear Mary-Kate Olsen,I saw what you wore last night to the MoMA's Second Annual Film Benefit Honoring Tim Burton and I just wanted to say, we get it. All of it. You're different. There's no one like you. You are an individual. And to prove it, you've dedicated your life to dressing fugadocious. Don't get me wrong, your commitment to the bit is admirable. It's a good bit. But your point has been