I'd Rather Go Naked Than Not Have People Paying Attention to Me

UGH! I am so effing sick of Twilight I could scream! Can I please, please, please get a what-what on that?!? It almost feels as if I am the only single solitary soul on the face of the planet that does not give an eff about werewolves or vampires. I don't know about you but I have had enough blood sucking parasitic creatures for one lifetime. And that includes Paris and Kim Kardashian. Zing!