And Now, Let Us Celebrate a Quarter Century of Greatness

Behold, Scarlett Johansson turns 25 today. We should be ringing some bells, cutting some ribbons and throwing confetti in the streets! Were it not Sunday I would insist that this be declared a national holiday so that we all may stay at home watching ScarJo films and basking in her beauty. Even still, you can take this as my permission to spend your evening listening to "The Break Up" and