All I Want for Christmas is John Mayer....To Go Away.

I don't know who it was that told John Mayer that he could pull off a pompadour, but I got news: He can't. And whoever told him he could obviously hates him very much. (Wait a minute, was that person me????) I don't know what it is about this dude that makes me want to rip up daisies and yell at fluffy kittens, but something about his very presence makes me want to run right out and do this: