Bai Ling is a Naughty Ballerina, Baby

I want-nay-I NEED to be friends with Bai Ling. Yeah, that's right. Why the hell wouldn't I? This girl is the best kind of bananas. She is a 43 year old woman that wears tutus to Hollywood soirees (like this outfit from last night's Movie Meets Media 10th Anniversary event), blows kisses at imaginary friends and has double citizenship in the U.S. and at her home planet, The Moon (her words, not