Lindsay Lohan is Not A-Muse-ing Us Anymore

This post is gonna be filled with whys. Why does Lindsay Lohan keep shoving her dirty snatch down our corneatic regions? Why doesn't she gain weight? Why does she keep her hair that crusty shade of straw? Why can't she understand that photoshoots like this are only amusing when they are ironic? When you're a jobless junkie with more bags under her eyes than on her arms it's not cute to like a