And Mischa Barton's Wardrobe Belongs at the Bottom of a Moth Infested Box in a Retirement Community...IN HELL

I really, really, really want to break down why this outfit that Mischa Barton wore out to lunch yesterday makes me want to run at top speeds into a brick wall just to make the corneal assault she is committing on my eyes cease to exist, but I can't. Instead, my brain is too busy singing "You take the good, you take the bad, you take 'em both and there you have the Facts of Life, the Facts of