Mrs. M's Top 9 Thingies and Stuff of 2009

The last few hours of 2009 are upon us, so that could only mean one thing: time to take a look back at some of the things I was most obsesse...

Zoe Saldana in Es Muy Sexy for Es Magazine

There have been an awful lot of people who became famous this year-most of which earned their stars and stripes for being utterly useless, t...

Flare Presents the 10 Star Style Reinventions of 2009

Well kids, 2009 has been one hell of a year. Between irresponsible parents with reality shows who are famous for nothing but being reproduct...

Death Stare Side Eyes in the Morning, with Michelle Trachtenberg

You guys, I think I might have just fallen in love with Michelle Trachtenberg. Sure those boots are cute, and that Balenciaga motorcycle bag...

And Mischa Barton's Wardrobe Belongs at the Bottom of a Moth Infested Box in a Retirement Community...IN HELL

I really, really, really want to break down why this outfit that Mischa Barton wore out to lunch yesterday makes me want to run at top speed...

Nicky Hilton's Warbdrobe Belongs In My Life

Dear Nicky Hilton,Hey grrrl. Sorry about the misfortune of being born Paris Hilton's sister. That must really suck. But you know what do...

Amber Rose is a Flawless Creature of Fabulousness in Vibe Magazine

Hello guys and dolls! I know I have been absent for a few days, celebrating Christmas with my recently redeployed husband, but I figured wha...

Lily Allen in Harper's Bazaar Russia

Merry Christmas all my little sugar plum fairies! I do hope that you are having an amazing holiday season, filled with food, family and fun ...

British Vogue Names Best Dressed Celebs of 2009

Every year, the good people over at British Vogue rack their brains in an attempt at desecting the year in fashion. They do this in a nobel ...

Beautiful Brittany Murphy Photos Taken By Her Husband

Over the weekend the world lost an incredible actress, friend, daughter, and wife in Brittany Murphy. Like many of you, I was a fan of B...

All I Want for Christmas is John Mayer....To Go Away.

I don't know who it was that told John Mayer that he could pull off a pompadour, but I got news: He can't. And whoever told him he c...

Cheryl Cole is a Black Leather Baby for Q Magazine

Two words can accurately describe singer Cheryl Tweedy Cole's recent photoshoot for the February issue of "Q" magazine, and th...

The Weather Outside is Frightful, But Katy Perry is So Delightful

I'm not going to muddle around with you guys: I am in a super pissed mood today. My husband was supposed to be coming home from his curr...

Elementary My Dear Gwen

Uh oh! Looks like somebody just say "Sherlock Holmes"! Gwen Stefani was spotted out doing a little last minute holiday shopping ye...

Amber Rose: A Woman of the Strippers

You know how when some celebs get all famous and hit the big time they forget their humble beginnings from which they came only to diss and ...

First Look at Oliva Munn's New Mag, "Hey Olivia!"

Ok so these recently leaked pictures from Olivia Munn's new magazine "Hey Olivia!" might not be new, but they sure are gorgeou...

Brittany Murphy Has Died

Brittany Murphy has passed away today at the age of 32. A 911 call was made at 8:00 AM from a home in Los Angeles that is listed as belongin...

New Drew Barrymore for Cover Girl

There's one word I would use to describe this new ad of Drew Barrymore for the Cover Girl brand. And that word is spectacugorgemousticul...

Dita Von Teese is Mad for McQueen

Before I even comment on how absolutely flawless, magnificent and jaw dropping Dita Von Teese looked last night in Hollywood, California whe...

Mila Kunis in January's H Magazine

You guys I have been racking my brain to try and come up with who Mila Kunis reminds me of when it finally hit me: Girlfriend is a dead ring...

New Lady GaGa and Kanye West By David LaChapelle

Love photography, love art, love madness, love these newly released shots of GaGa and Kanye by famed photographre David LaChapelle. Here are...

Paul Walker Models Men's Fashion for GQ

Speaking of people we haven't seen in about five minutes, here's a little Paul Walker! Now most of you might love his ass because of...

Lucy Liu is an Alien from Planet Gorgeous

Holy crap! It's a Lucy Liu sighting! Lovely since I haven't seen the actress in what feels like ages. I don't know how you guys ...

Glamour Magazine Unveils 50 Most Glamorous List

Here's the good news: Glamour magazine has just unveiled their annual list of the 50 Most Glamorous women of the year. Now for the nad n...

Walkin' Like a Man, Hittin' Like a Hammer, She's a Juvenile Scam-She's Got the Look

I love Taylor Momsen. Seriously. I want to adopt her. Mostly so I could steal her clothes, but partially so I can force her to put on som...

Hmmm....

Nicole Richie Shopping at Pottery Barn Kids/Gap @Grove 12/16Normally I love what the mother of two is wearing, however I can't quite mak...

Nicky Hilton's Wardrobe is Orgasmic, Sky Still Blue

Ok that settles it. Who wants to join me in what could only be described as a rescue mission to save Nicky Hilton's clothes from...well....

First Look at Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning in "The Runaways"

Unlike the corneal terror I just received thanks to the new Madonna ads for D&G, my eyes are more than delighted to feast themselves upo...

Taking a Stand, Bringing the Glam, Shizam! I'm a Wonder Woman

Holy hell you guys. Peaches has just released yet another video off her latest record (released in May) "I Feel Cream". This time ...

Time to Vote for Slacker Chic of the Year!

To quote that one person that was in that popular movie that one time, "It is Time." Time to vote for Slacker Chic of the Year, th...

Madonna's Italian Inspired New Shoot for Dolce & Gabbana

Ok I'm going to be honest with you and give it to you guys straight like I always do, so here goes: I hate these new Spring/Summer 2010 ...

Scarlett Johansson and Leiv Schriber Ham It Up For the Holidays

Ok first of all how much are we loving these cheeky photos of Scarlett Johansson and Liev Schreiber? Not only is my favorite girl giving out...

Mothers Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Riot Grrrls...

Although I could not stand her at first, assuming she was a bratty, entitled little cunty McBigForHerBritches, I have since grown to lovelov...

Courtney Love Rips Stuff to Shreds in Dazed & Confused Magazine

She's been hard at work on her upcoming album "Nobody's Daughter" for the past bajillion years, and Courtney Love is just ...

Rihanna is a Good Girl Gone Badass for GQ

Ok look-so here's the deal: GQ interviewed Rihanna for their January issue. Naturally they had to bring up THE INCIDENT throughout the e...

Tess McGill Called. She Said She Wants Her Jacket Back

By now you guys are probably pretty sick of hearing me go on about how much I love Zoe Saldana. Therefore I'll save the normal praise an...

Slacker Chic of the Month: Alanis Morissette

She's mean, she's lean, she loves the green and now she's December's Slacker Chic of the Month. Although it was a short race...

Lady GaGa and Cyndi Lauper for MAC Ad Revealed

Ever since MAC cosmetics announced that Lady GaGa and Cyndi Lauper would team up for their Spring/Summer 2010 campaign, fashionistas everywh...

Rachel Weisz is Ravishing in January's British Vogue

Now this is more like it! Although her recent spread in the latest GQ may have been stunning, I complained that there weren't enough pho...

Victoria Beckham is Furry and Flawless in France

Oh my. Oh my. If you can count on one thing in this unpredictable fashion world it's that Victoria Beckham is going to bring the drama. ...

Vote for December's Slacker Chic of the Month

So here's the deal: I know that we just voted on November's Slacker Chic of the Month a mere two weeks ago, however I really want to...

Nicky Hilton is a Hep Cat with Style to Spare

There are a lot of celebs whose style I envy, but none so much as Nicky Hilton. Indeed if I could choose just one person whose closet I coul...

Rachel Weisz is Stunning in the Latest GQ

I only have one complaint about these new pics of Rachel Weisz in the latest issue of GQ, and that's that there aren't enough! 3 mea...

Slacker Chic of the Week: Amber Rose

So there I was, racking my brain to try and come up with the perfect woman to declare as the very last Slacker Chic of the Week of the year ...

This Post Has Nothing to Do with the Price of Tea in China.

Like most of my fellow bloggers, I get a lot of media related content emailed to me from various fashion publications, PR people, that kind ...

Jennifer Garner Talks Girlfriends, Motherhood and Marriage with W Magazine

I've got to be honest with you guys: I like Jennifer Garner and all, but she is about as exciting to me as a dry piece of stale toast. O...

Christina Goes Full on Glam for amfAR

Just when I had begun to wonder what Christina Ricci was up to, she goes and pops up looking like this. Talk about jaw dropping. I don't...

Zoe Saldana Talks Gun Toting, Ass Kicking, and Vulcan Dating with Complex Magazine

By now I'm sure you guys know I have a giant girl crush on Zoe Saldana. And why wouldn't I? She kicked major ass in Star Trek AND di...

Fur and Silk and Maggie, Oh My!

Ok before you guys say anything, I'd like to admit that yes, I do know that the dress Maggie Gyllenhaal wore to the "Crazy Hearts...

Little Boots, Big Style

Have you guys ever listened to Little Boots? If not, here's a quick crash course on the Blackpool baby:1.) She's from England, chap2...

Olivia Palermo is the Most Stylish Mannequin Ever

You guys, I am so conflicted right now. On one hand, I am having a majah fashion orgasm over this ensemble that Olivia Palermo threw togethe...

Sarah Jessica Parker is Lovely in London

Sarah Jessica Parker: what a friggen doll. Not only does the SATC star have amazing style, but she has the cojones to boldly go where other ...

Jared Leto and 30 Seconds to Mars do Nylon Magazine

I hate Jared Leto. I really, really, really just do. He thinks he's so damn smart and worldly and hot with his ironic old man sweaters a...

Olivia Wilde Does Good, Looks Great

It's been a minute since we've seen hide or hair of Olivia Wilde, so you just know I had to go forth and seek out some brand new pic...

Bai Ling is a Naughty Ballerina, Baby

I want-nay-I NEED to be friends with Bai Ling. Yeah, that's right. Why the hell wouldn't I? This girl is the best kind of bananas. S...

Kate Bosworth is Glowing for Vogue Italia

Ah Kate Bosworth. Some people love her, some people hate her, and some people just want her to eat a sandwich. Me, I fall under the love cat...

Lindsay Lohan is Not A-Muse-ing Us Anymore

This post is gonna be filled with whys. Why does Lindsay Lohan keep shoving her dirty snatch down our corneatic regions? Why doesn't she...

Natalie Portman Gets Earthy for Marie Claire

I think it's safe to say that Natalie Portman always looks incredible, but I'd say the actress looks especially so in her brand new ...

Lady GaGa is a Total Dear

Yes I know that is the worst pun in history, but what do you expect? Being cool totally goes out the window during the holiday season. Excep...

Taylor Swift is a Doll in NY Times T Syle Magazine

Let me just start by saying that I love (LOVE) this new editorial of Taylor Swift in NY Times T Style Magazine. Unlike, say, Britney's R...

Saturday Morning: With Dita Von Teese

I'd like you to imagine I just said that in a soothing, monotone voice as I introduced Dita who was waiting for you in a leather ottamon...

Penelope Cruz Talks Movies, Meryl and Broken Eggs with Interview Magazine

Woah! This is certainly a new look for Penelope Cruz! The Spanish senorita gets a Robert Palmer video girl makeover for the latest issue of ...

Anna Friel is Glamorous (Oooh, Flossy, Flossy)

I know I've said it before, but it really deserves repeating: Anna Friel sure does have some style. The actress looked positively breath...

Slacker Chic of the Week: Alanis Morissette

Do you guys want to know why Alanis Morissette is this week's Slacker Chic of the Week? Why I really, really chose her? Because homegirl...

Kate Beckinsale and Ellen Von Unwerth Team Up for Absolute Ads

Speaking of pretty people that I'm not necessarily crazy about, Kate Beckinsale has pimped her werewolf loving bootay out to Absolute Vo...

Katy Perry is Grammy Gorgeous

You guys know that I have not always been the biggest fan of Katy Perry. I don't really dig her kind of music, but that doesn't mean...

Mila Kunis Talks Acting, Ballet and Babies with BlackBook

I told you guys we'd be seeing a lot more Mila Kunis in the upcoming year thanks to her three high profile films slated to be released n...

Lady GaGa Talks Stress, Sex and Serving with Elle Magazine

You guys there's something so strange about these pics of Lady GaGa in the latest issue of Elle Magazine: She looks...almost normal. Not...

Scarlett Johansson Looks Good While Doing Good in January's British Bazaar

Woo-hoo! The first magazine cover of the new year and who better for it to be than our very own current reigning Slacker Chic of the Year, S...

Teenage baby You're a Sweet Young Thing, Still Tied to Mommy's Apron Strings...

On one hand, Taylor Momsen is pretty damn stylish. She reminds me a lot of myself when I was her age (16) with the wicked hoseiry and the Ar...

Mila Kunis Flaunts it for Flaunt

I know I've said it before but it deserves repeating: I love Flaunt magazine. With the exception of AnOther, it is easily my favorite pu...

Slacker Chic of the Month: Alison "VV" Mosshart

It was a very short and close race this month, but The Kills/The Dead Weather rocker Alison Mosshart beat out KatieJane Garside and barely k...

Gwen Stefani is Better Than Us At Everything

Damn that Gwen Stefani! Even when she's schelping her kids, her luggage, and a double wide stroller through the mess that is LAX, she st...

Dita Von Teese is the SInner & the Saint for Harper's Bazaar Russia

If anyone knows about the parallels of being a sinner and a saint, it has got to be Dita Von Teese. Half the time our girl is nearly naked, ...

Rachel Bilson is Adorable in December's ASOS

Ah Rachel Bilson-what a doll. I may not be her biggest fan but I will say that I think she's a total slice of peach pie with an extra he...

Cannabis Alanis Has High Times

Well kids I'm not sure it gets any more Slacker Chic than this. Despite the backlash and angry finger pointing that it could cause, Alan...

The Dirty Side of Hayden Panettiere

You guys, I cannot wait for the unveiling of photographer Tyler Shields' highly anticipated new book, "The Dirty Side of Glamour...

When London Calls, Dita Answers

Look at this perfection right here. Just look at it. Not one hair out of place, not one blemish on that face and not a stitch or seam askew....

Who Should Be Slacker Chic of the Month?

I know I say it every month, but holy moly time flies! Only a couple more days until December, and only weeks away from voting in our second...

Get Leighton's Look for Less

Tuesday night, Gossip Girl star and popstar hopeful Leighton Meester took to "It's On with Alexa Chung" to promote her new sin...

Rihanna's Style is Good as Gold, Her Album However, Is Not

I think it's safe to say at this point, you guys know how I feel about Rihanna. She's always pushing the boundaries of music and fas...

Vanessa Paradis is Parisian Perfection for French Elle

Are you guys fans of Vanessa Paradis? You know, the French pop star/actress/model/common-law wifey of Johnny Depp? I sure hope so, because t...

Slacker Chic of the Week: Cobie Smulders

Why is Cobie Smulders our Slacker Chic of the Week? Instead of my normal paragraphial bio, here are a list of reasons:1.) Uh...hello? She ki...

Zoe Saldana Dives In for December's Details

I finally saw Star Trek over the weekend guys and I have to tell you, it was friggen awesome!!! Going into the film I had no idea what to ex...

Bai Ling Also Gives Back...And Front

First off, I would like to confirm that yes, SnowMaryKate is now the new black bar here on Slacker Chic. Anticipate seeing her ass at least ...

GaGa Gives Back...

To fans that is! Aside from the obvious factors-songs, lyrics, beat, hair, makeup, etc.-part of what makes Lady GaGa so gosh darn appealing ...

The Best and Worst Dressed from the 2009 AMA Awards

I don't feel very well today you guys, so I'm going to skip the chit chat and go straight into the best and worst from last night...

Adam Lambert is Here for Your Entertainment

Did you guys watch the American Music Awards last night? I hope so, because some of the performances were must-sees! JLo took a tumble, Whit...

And Now, Let Us Celebrate a Quarter Century of Greatness

Behold, Scarlett Johansson turns 25 today. We should be ringing some bells, cutting some ribbons and throwing confetti in the streets! Were ...

Your Sunday Morning Ambot

You guys, it's like my perfect scenario has come to pass. Although I didn't wish for poor wittle Taylor Swift to have her VMA moment...

Kim Kardashian is Either The Worst Liar on the Planet, or the Most Dillusional Individual of All Time

Kim Kardashian took to her blog yesterday to put Star Magazine on blast for claiming that she has had plastic surgery. The model actress wom...

Victoria's Secret 2010 Holiday Fashion Show Time

I don't know about you guys, but I really look forward to the Victoria's Secret Holiday Fashion Show that the brand has been televis...

Gentlemen Prefer Anna Friel

I love Anna Friel-and not just because she stared in the greatest series ever made, "Pushing Daisies" (although that certainly doe...

WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE MEGAN FOX SERIOUSLY?!?

Megan Fox. Damn she is making it so, so, so fucking hard to like her. One minute she's bitching like a baby about how she is oversexuali...

Slacker Chic of the Week: Melanie Laurent

I'm going to be honest with you: A week ago I had no idea who Melanie Laurent was. However I took to my twitter to ask your advice on wh...

US Weekly Unveils Their Hot Hollywood List

Olivia Wilde, Adam Lambert, Joel McHale, Leona Lewis: what do all these people have in common? Well, for starters they don't get on my n...

Three Generations of Bad-Assedness

Quick! Divert your eyes, for I do not think we are yet ready to handle so much awesomeness in just one small picture. Last night, three gene...

With a Cornpipe Hat and a Button Nose and Two Eyes Made of of Coal...

Dear Mary-Kate Olsen,I saw what you wore last night to the MoMA's Second Annual Film Benefit Honoring Tim Burton and I just wanted to sa...

I Hate To Say I Told You So...

Normally I looooove saying I told you so, however, it is with a very heavy heart that I admit I totally called this latest trend. The revolt...

Leighton Meester Named Obsession of the Year By GQ, Drops Majah Sex Appeal

Holy freakin' moly! Talk about Leighton Meester being one bombshell babe! Although the Gossip Girl has done sultry shoots in the past, I...

Double Talkers!

Either the editor of People magazine is suffering from Multiple Personality Disorder, or they are a complete fucking idiot. Yesterday I post...

Beth Ditto is a Brick *Ba-now-now* House

Ah Beth Ditto! My little ray of clouds. My rain on a sunshiny day. The pee in my Cheerios. What? No, I don't mean that as an insult. Tha...

Robert Pattinson is People's Sexiest Man Alive

Soooo, Robert Pattinson aka Jawline aka Angles McGee has been named People's Sexiest Man Alive. Suprise, suprise! As if anyone didn'...

Werk

While I was busy trying to get Blogger to work, Rihanna was just plain working it. The singer was spotted out in London last night following...

She Had a West Coast Strut That Was Sweet As Molasses, But What Really Knocked Me Out Was Her Cheap Sunglasses

Yeah, right! As if any of the shades in this post are cheap. Unless your idea of inexpensive is a pair of Ray-Bans that cost more than my mo...

Eva Longoria-Parker is Prestigious Perfection

Yowza! Talk about stunning! Although Eva Longoria-Parker always looks incredible, I'd say she looks even fresher faced than usual in thi...

GQ Drops Men of the Year List, Acheives Epic Win

Yes! Now this is the business I am talking about! Screw People, OK and Hello. When it comes to real men, GQ knows what's up. Throughout ...

GaGa, Gwen and Mendes are MOCA Mahvelous

You guys, I almost didn't even want to post about this weekend's MOCA 30th Anniversary Gala. Between the fashion, decorations, atten...

Kristen Stewart Has Legs, Knows How To Use 'Em

Dayum! Talk about some sticks and stems! Who knew Kristen Stewart had legs for days? Surely not I but I will tell you, Kristen is slowly inc...

...The Hell?!?

Last night was the Prada Book Launch Cocktail in Beverly Hills, and while most of the attendees looked smashing, two had me asking what in t...

Leighton Meester in December's UK Glamour

I know lots of you guys are big fans of Leighton Meester, which is why yesterday I posted a super awesome editorial of the actress in the up...

Victoria Beckham Gives Back, Wear Flats, and Smiles. On the Same Day!

Just to make things perfectly clear, I never hated Victoria Beckham aka Posh Spice. I just thought, like most of humanity, that she's so...

Olivia Wilde is Muy Hermosa in Glamour Spain

Well if it isn't one of my new favorites, Olivia Wilde! Although I have always found Olivia pleasant enough, it wasn't until her tur...

Wanna Be Part of My Core Brigade? Gonna Start My Own Sick Hip Parade...

Girls, guns, fashion, passion, sex, sunglasses, Quentin, queers, blues, punk rock, joints and jukeboxes-these are a few of my favorite thing...

Lily Allen Gives Fashion Face in Elle Singapore

You guys know that I am in no way shape or form a Lily Allen fan, but I luuuuhhhuhve this photoshoot of her in November's Elle Singapore...

Fat or Phat: The Geena Davis Edition

I know a lot of celebs out there are often criticized for their fluctuation in weight, but this time I'm taking things personally. Altho...

New Marion Cotillard Ads for Lady Dior

When it comes to classy foreign beauties, Marion Cotillard is always at the top of my list. Not only is the Parisian actress able to access ...

Go Buy Bottled Water in Bulk, Because the End of the World is Obviously Impending

I've made no bones about it: when it comes to girls I love 'em grumpy. In the past I have emphasized the importance of us grumps hav...

Ashlee Simpson Goes Back to Black

Did you ever think you'd see the day when Ashlee was the more successful Simpson sister? I sure didn't, but that's exactly what ...

Best and Worst Dressed at the 43rd Annual CMA Awards

I don't know a damn thing about country, and I'm not even going to pretend I do. But what I do know is style. And there was no short...

Scarlett Johansson is One Hot Mango Momma

While you kids dream about sugarplum fairies and gumdrops, I'll be gathering and composing a post for first thing tomorrow featuring the...

Lady GaGa in Vanity Fair Italy

I think this post was kismet. As soon as I began posting these new pics of Lady GaGa in December's Vanity Fair, "Bad Romance"...

Slacker Chic of the Week: Alison Mosshart

Yesterday I wasn't sure who this week's Slacker Chic of the Week should be. So I took to twitter, asked for help and received a phen...

The Best and Worst Dressed for Glamour's Women of the Year Event

I have a confession to make: I wasn't even going to bother posting pics from Glamour Magazine's Women of the Year awards party last ...

Punk Light Done Right

Ever since I was a wee lil youngerster, I have been a huge fan of punk. Of course in the last decade the scene and the clothing typically as...

Not You Too, Halle!

I guess not even the flawless are without their bad fashion days. The normally stylish Halle Berry, who I've often praised for her casua...

I'd Rather Go Naked Than Not Have People Paying Attention to Me

UGH! I am so effing sick of Twilight I could scream! Can I please, please, please get a what-what on that?!? It almost feels as if I am the ...

Eva Green Gets Neekid for Tatler

I was going to title the following post "This One's for You, Lindsay Monroe!", seeing as how she's about as big an Eva fan...

Little Orphan Zoe is a Real Princess

Could it really be?!? Are Little Orphan Zoe Kravitz's days of scrubbing the floor with her hair and fashioning pants out of toaster crum...

Katy Perry and the Curious Case of THOSE SHOES!!!

I'd like to think that you and I are at the point in our relationship where I can tell you this without feeling ashamed. So here goes: I...

Demi Moore Talks Twitter, Cougars and Ashton with W Magazine

You guys, I really, really, reeeeeally want to like this editorial of Demi Moore in the December issue of W Magazine, but I don't. I jus...

Halle Berry and Her Hotness Do Good

Look at this woman. Look at her! She is 43. In human years. Como se dice "madness"?!? Honestly, I don't know what her secret i...

New Scarlett Johansson for Dolce & Gabbana

In the words of Seth McFarlane, this post is freakin' sweet. After all, can there be a better way to begin one's Sunday than with a ...

Lady GaGa and Lily Cole Play Dress Up for Vogue

OMG how do I love this?!? Let me count the ways! For the latest issue of Vogue Annie Leibovitz teamed up with Lady GaGa, Andrew Garfield and...

Scarlett Johansson, Because We All Need Some Cheering Up

Immabe honest with you: These are not new pictures of Scarlett Johansson. I know that because 1.) My brain is like a virtual encylopedia of ...

This is What Perfection Looks Like

I...uh...the thing is...you see Charlize Theron...well, what it boils down to is...oh hell, Charlize Theron is a freak of nature with a beau...

Best and Worst Dressed at the MTV European Music Awards

Alright we got a big fashion day ahead of us kids so I'll save the chit chat and get down to the real nitty gritty. Last night Katy Perr...

Hayden Panettiere Looks All Grown Up in Elle

I like Hayden Panettiere. I really, truly, honestly do. In fact I've been down with her since her days playing Lizzie Spaulding on Guidi...

Fat or Phat: The Mariah Carey Edition

Ok so in an attempt to not be redundant and give the same rhetorical speech I gave the other day on Jewel's bikini body, I'll just s...

Bad Lieutenant, Good Dress

Be still mah stars! If that dress Eva Mendes is wearing isn't the most sparkly, lovely, delicious thing I have seen in a long time! The ...

Natalie Portman Channels Her Inner Punk for V Magazine

Speaking of deviating from their comfort zone another young brunette babe can be seen burning up the pages of yet another international fash...

Rachel Bilson Sexes Things Up for Flaunt

Woah! Hold the phone! When did Rachel Bilson get so sultry?!? The "Jumper" actress is taking a serious departure from her normal g...

Kelly Osbourne Spills Her Style Secrets

In the past, I have called Kelly Osbourne a number of things: spoiled, bratty, entitled, spoiled, annoying, spoiled, you get the picture. Ho...

Look of the Day: Kristen Stewart's Pistol Packing Tank

First she goes and wins my heart by being the bitchiest bitch that ever did bitch and now she's wearing pistol packing, gun slinging t-s...

Fat or Phat?: The Jewel Edition

And now it's time to play Fat or Phat, with your host, Mrs. M. Today the lucky contestant is Jewel, who was snapped by paps in Miami yes...

Slacker Chic of the Week: KatieJane Garside

Sometimes it's hard to decide which talented, bad ass lady (or in the case of Seth Green the only male ever to have snagged the title, w...

This Leighton's For You, That Madeline's For Me

I know a lot of you that come 'round these here parts are big Leighton Meester fans, so I thought I'd continue the day with a little...

Victoria Beckham Does December's UK Haper's Bazaar

Just what you want to see in the morning: Victoria Beckham's fat ass staring back at you judgingly while you indulge in oxygen and all t...

Only You, Gwen

Only Gwen Stefani would consider skin tight acid washed jeans, a sheer, see-through top, and neon pink lipstick as appropriate attire for th...

Kate Hudson is Talks Girlfriends, Botox and A-Rod with December's UK Elle

The Daily Mail dubbed this editorial of a greased up Kate Hudson for December's UK Elle as "raunchy", but I have to politely d...

E, I, E, I, OH!

Christopher Walken on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross BBC1 performing his own rendition of an American classic.

The 50 Best Dressed Stars of 2009

No matter what your personal style there is no denying it: 2009 was an exciting year for fashion. Perhaps the only good thing to come out of...

Escuela Viejo

I love seeing pics of Dita Von Teese. She reminds me of a fashionable, indulgent part of our history where women draped feather boas lazily ...

Winona Ryder Talks Acting, Love and Johnny Depp with Blackbook

She may not have won this month's Slacker Chic of the Week but one thing is for sure: Winona Ryder is back in full swing and ready to re...

This Is How You Do It

I kmow I'm almost alone on this one, but I love Megan Fox. More and more every day. Sure she looks pretty good when she's dolled up ...

Chelsea Handler Covers Playboy-Supposedly

I just have one question for you: Who is this person on the cover of Playboy parading around as Chelsea Handler? Because it sure as hell isn...

Good Morning, Bad Jacket

I only have one word for Mary Kate Olsen regarding the peach jacket she sported on today's episode of Good Morning America. Or rather, m...

Reese Witherspoon is Louboutin Lovely

Those shoes! That stockings! Those shoes! Reese Witherspoon has never been one to be right on trend but she certainly was yesterday when she...

Flare's 10 Best Dressed of October

As much as I have made fun, October has been a pretty good month for fashion. Between Paris Fashion Week and the various premieres and parti...

Jessica Simpson is Silencing the Hater Inside of Me

I'll be the first to admit, I am not really a fan of Jessica Simpson. Granted I don't want to see her get pushed from a tall rooftop...

Kate Moss Launches Holiday Line for Topshop

Although I am not normally a fan of Kate Moss (or her behavior) I must admit, her latest ads forher collection at TopShop are the bees knees...

Can I Get An "Awwww!!!"?

Make no (Mr.) Bones about it: When it comes to young Hollywood, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have emerged as one of the cutest It couples. ...

The Fab and Fug from the 13th Annual Hollywood Awards Gala

Would you like to know who the worst dressed at last night's 13th Annual Hollywood Awards Gala Ceremony was? Everyone. Ok, almost everyo...

Je Suis Fou De Dali

It's a really, really slow news day in the world of entertainment and fashion, but I figured I had to serve you guys up with something f...

Maggie Gyllenhaal Probably Hates You

I'm not going to sugarcoat things: Maggie Gyllenhaal seems like a total bitch. And this, my dear, lovely friends, is why I love her oh-s...

You Know What Goes With Every Outfit? Ballet Slippers and Boobs

In case you did not know, Amy Winehouse went and bought herself a brand new pair of breasteses. Why? I have no idea because if you ask me D...

Ashley Greene and the Case of the Clever Headline I Have Yet to Think of

And now for someone who does not make my body erupt in the dry heaves, Ashley Greene. Ok, well maybe I lied just a tad. Lately the Twilight ...

Lindsay Lohan Looks Like a Malnourished Baby Prostitute in Style Magazine

Ok first of all, everybody here knows the title on the cover of this magazine is bullshit. If there is one thing our favorite little firey t...

Monday Morning, With a Real Wilde One

Badass aviators? Check. Supercute maxi dress in paisley and royal purple? Check? One goregous pretend doctor to brighten up your Monday morn...

Sunday Morning, With Peaches

This woman is a pioneer, and can discover my Plymouth Rock any day of the week.

Anne Hathaway is Hip Like Junk

Aw! Just look at Anne Hathaway and her beau hanging out in the East Village yesterday. Why, they could not be one ounce more hipster unless ...

January Jones' Smoking Outtakes from GQ

The other day I posted some great film noir inspired photos of Mad Men's January Jones in the latest issue of GQ magazine, but today I h...

Paula Patton is One Hot Momma in November's "Giant"

Yowzer! Talk about one hot momma to be! Paula Patton's stock has really risen in the past few days. First thanks to her recent pregnancy...

Jenna Elfman is Pregnancy Perfection

Now this is how you do it! Screw hiding behind 800 yards of fabric. Jenna Elfman knows that being knocked up does not mean having to sacrifi...

Paula Patton and Robin Thicke Are Having a Babay

Ruh-row. The Jolie-Pitt kids better watch their backs, because they are definitely about to have some serious competition in the cutest kids...

Slacker Chic of the Month: Helena Bonham Carter

Well it was a tough as nails fight, but ultimately Helena Bonham Carter squeezed out the competition and has run away with the title of Slac...

You Get the Board, I Get the Darts, We Meet in the Middle

Ok please do not hate me forever and for all time, but I almost kind of possibly don't totally hate these pictures of Paris Hilton in No...

Radar's Top Hot Actresses That Can Sing

Jennifer Lopez. Hilary Duff. Jada Pinkett-Smith. What do all these ladies have in common? Yes, they are all smoking hot actresses, but they...

Rare Johnny Depp and Family Photos Featured in Book

There's no doubt about it: when it comes to cool, Johnny Depp is king. Everything about him just oozes self confidence and sheer hipness...

Hot or Not: Eva Longoria and Tony Parker for London Fog

Imma say hot! I know a lot of ladies are not that fond of Eva, but she is hands down, by far my favorite Desperate Housewife (yes I have a f...

Glamour Magazine's 30 Sexiest Under 30

You know what? I am disappointed in Glamour magazine. When I heard they had revealed their latest "30 Sexiest Under 30" list I was...

This is the Face of Trouble

Let me just start by saying that Taylor Momsen is 16. 16. She's barely old enough to drive and yet here she is partying it up at the Whi...

You Outta Know Alanis is Hot Stuff

Yes I know that is ridiculously cheesy but what can I say? It's been over a decade since the singer burst onto the scene with the angry-...

Lady In Red, Plus an Award

Ok let's just be for real and lay the cards out on the table for a second here: there probably isn't a complimentary adjective in th...

Posenomics: With Lindsay Lohan

Step 1: Look Confused. This is paramount to your success and must be put into effect at all times. Especially in high pressure situations li...

'Cause She's Super Kawaii!

Yes I know that means "super cute" in Japanese and NOT Korean, but that phrase was the first thing that popped into my head upon s...

Diane Kruger in Marie Claire Spain

I tell you what, if I were Diane Kruger I would get on the phone with Cherry Moon Farms immediately and send every single muffin basket they...

The Best and Worst Dressed from the 2009 Spike Scream Awards

I'll admit it: I am a huge horror fan. From oldies but goodies like the "Halloween" franchise to international flicks like ...

Kate Hudson is Fit and Foxy

Damn Kate Hudson looks incredible! The mother of one was spotted leaving the gym yesterday looking as tough and as toned as ever in a pair o...

Jaime King Does Not Look Good

So there I was, rumaging through pictures for an upcoming post on the Spike Scream Awards when suddenly I stumble upon these pictures of a v...

Time to Vote for Slacker Chic of the Month!

I know I say this every month, but damn time flies! Another month is already gone and it's time to vote on which of these three hot slag...

Adam Lambert Talks Sex, Cops a Feel in Details Magazine

When it comes to love and sex, I have a different view than most. Sadly I'm not as informed on the way the rest of the world feels about...

Olivia Wilde Goes to the Dogs

What could be cuter than a fresh faced Olivia Wilde hanging out in Beverly Hills? A fresh faced Olivia Wilde petting a puppy in Beverly Hill...

The Hottest Hipster Couples

Speaking of the new love union between Trent Reznor and Mariqueen Maandig, I was browsing zimbio this morning and noticed that they have a b...

Trent Reznor Marries Mariqueen Maandig

Out of all the stories that have made headlines this year, you might be suprised to hear what the biggest, most searched for story of 2009 o...

The 50 Sexiest Male Movie Stars of All Time

The other day I unveiled a newly minted list for you detailing Empire's choices for the 50 sexiest female movie stars of all time. Today...

Scarlett Johansson Gets the Model Treatment for Mango

Imagine my joy when only moments ago I stumbled upon some brand new ads of my favorite girl Scarlett Johansson for clothing brand Mango. Now...

Jude Law Models for Martini, Dunhill Collections

Ask most women what they think of Jude Law and chances are you'd be likely to get several conflicting sentiments. Half the female popula...

The 50 Sexiest Female Movie Stars of All Time

Much like many of you guys, I am a sucker for a beautiful woman. Nothing against men (who I love and adore endlessly), but there's just ...

acheapseat.com

Looking for great deals on shows and concerts across the world? Well look no further because acheapseat.com is the place to go for all your ...

Meet Irony

If you are not native to this land, perhaps you might have some trouble accurately decoding the complex machine that is the English language...

ScarJo is Back to Blonde

In what world is Scarlett Johansson dying her hair news? Why, in my world of course! The most beautiful woman in the universe stepped out in...

The 15 Hottest Models Turned Actors

Before there was Derek Zoolander and Blue Steel, the world of male modeling boasted only one man who had reached a level of international su...

Slacker Chic of the Week: Winona Ryder

When I was younger, there were three people I wanted to be, in chronological order: Punky Brewster, Paula Abdul and Lydia Deets. Sure Lydia ...

Nicole Richie Answers Fan Questions on Twitter

Have you ever happened to wonder what Nicole Richie's favorite city is? Or what type of mascara she swears by? Of course you do! I am ...

January Jones Talks Pre-Mad Men Fame with GQ, Looks Hot While Doing So

Whoa! Talk about not holding anything back! Not only does she give all on screen every week as Mad Men's truly desperate housewife Betty...

Tyra Banks is Fall Fantastic

When I was a little girl, big enough to read "Seventeen" but not quite old enough to understand all of their adult references, I u...

Shakira Talks the Meaning of "She-Wolf" with i-D Magazine

I have to be honest: I'm not all that enthused about the recent revival of bodysuits, but if one vivacious Columbian can pull them off, ...

Run Scarlett, Run!

Oh nos! This cannot be! In an event more shocking than Britney shaving her head, more disturbing than the ending of "Freaks" and m...

Nicky Hilton is Slacker Chic in Bev Hills

By now if you guys have learned one thing from me, it's most likely that I loathe Paris Hilton. However when it comes to her sister Nick...

L'Uomo Vogue Chats Up the Suavest Newcomers to the Silver Screen

And now I come following up yesterday's post of Chloe Sevigny looking like a dude for October's L'Uomo Vogue with actual dudes l...

Chloe Sevigny is Gender Bending for October's L'Uomo Vogue

You've got to give Chloe Sevigny credit: she sure doesn't mind taking one for the team and going the extra mile. Whether that means ...

Christina Hendricks Shares Style Secrets with Marie Claire

I'm going to tell you guys a premature bedtime story, so listen up: Once upon a time (like, 2 months ago) I had a friend who had never h...

Claudia Schiffer is the Hunter and Hunted in Harper's Bazaar

With Halloween rapidly approaching I thought you guys might be able to use a festive, fashionable fright in the form of a spooky spread feat...

Tina Fey Talks to Harper's About 30 Rock, Botox and How She Says Thank You

Ok, ok so these may not be the most exciting pictures we've ever seen but since they are of one of the brightest, funniest women on the ...

Nicole Eggert Flaunts New Curves for Funny or Die

Nicole Eggert is BACK IN BAYWATCH! from FOD Team and Nicole Eggert - VideoNicole Eggert is BACK IN BAYWATCH! from Nicole EggertShared via Ad...

I See Something Itchy in South Africa's Future

Even someone who has country pride to spare would admit that Kim Kardashian becoming a global phenonmenon is not exactly America's fines...

Pink and Carey Hart for Hart & Huntington Brand

In case you did not know, Pink's husband, motorcross superstar Carey Hart, has his own tattoo shop named "Hart & Huntington...

Seth Green Gets Mugged, Freaks Out

If you had the sudden feeling that all is not right with the world it's probably because justice has just had it's face spat in. For...

Slacker Chic of the Week: Betty White

Do I even need to explain to you why Betty White is our Slacker Chic of the Week? No. And do you know why? Because she's Betty Effing Wh...

Gong Li is Gorgeous Perfection in Elle China

Here at Slacker Chic I try and make a point of celebrating a wide variety of what beauty means to others. To some it may be a tatted up Suic...

Frances Bean Cobain Slams Ali Lohan in Open Letter

I have been trying really, really hard to cut back on the gossip and focus on fashion-really I have-but this juicy bit of good gossip was ju...

AnOther Magazine Celebrates a Decade in Style

Mark your calanders because it is quite possible that today will go down in history as the most boring news day ever. Maybe the fall weather...

Wilde Thing

Ok I have a confession to make: I did not always like Olivia Wilde. Mostly because I knew her as "that chick from the OC that was misfo...

Little Orphan Zoe is "Precious"

I never thought I'd see the day when Lenny Kravitz gave someone the shady shift eye for looking a little too homeless, but I'll be d...

Ready To Vomit

You do not need to be Michael Kors to know that as a fashion collaborator there are two words you never, ever want to hear: "Cheesy...

Ashlee Simpson Celebrates in Style

Normally I am not a big fan of Ashlee Simpson's clothing or career choices, but darned if she didn't look cute as hell yesterday cel...

Dita Dons Dom for Dior

Try saying that five times fast! Burlesque baby Dita Von Teese was spotted yesterday front and center for the Dior show at Paris Fashion Wee...

Kate Beckinsale is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive

Charlize Theron won one. So did Halle Berry. No I'm not talking about an Oscar. I'm speaking of something more prestigious. A declar...

Oh OK

Yes I know this is my second Lindsay post in two days but I cannot help myself! Her bad fashion needs to be recorded and preserved so that f...

Ali Larter Sees Red

Ok, ok before you start throwing stones at the gorgeous Ali Larter for royally effing up her hair let me assure you that the lock change is ...

Oh Drew

Drew Barrymore-who doesn't love her? I know I surely do. Not only does she star in some of my favorite movies and look as cute as a butt...

Ugh...

You know what? I give up. There are just no more words for Lindsay Lohan at this point. None. At all. Well, maybe one. Not a word, just a pi...

Kristen Stewart is a Ferocious Jungle Cat in Interview Magazine

Holy crap! Kristen Stewart looks amazing in this photoshoot for Interview magazine! There is something about this chick that has me majorly ...

Slacker Chic of the Week: Helena Bonham Carter

Helena Bonham Carter is fucking awesome and here's why: There is no one else on Earth like her. No one acts like her, no one looks like ...

Scarlett Johansson and Her Arresting Beauty in Rolling Stone

Are you guys sick of seeing and hearing about Scarlett Johansson yet? You can tell me. It won't hurt my feelings. It's just whenever...

Penelope Cruz is in Bed with Vanity Fair

I don't know about you, but lately it seems no matter where I go or what I do, I'm hearing something about Penelope Cruz's lates...

She's Got Legs (She Knows How to Use 'Em)

I was sitting here trying to come up with some good reason to post these pictures of the magnificent muse Amber Rose with that sad sack boyf...

Whatchoo Wearing?: The Red Hot Ginger Edition

So there I was, composing a stockpile of photos for this post on super cute casual outfits when suddenly I noticed something strange. Someth...

Rober Pattinson and His Throbbing Cranium do AnOther Man Magazine

Seriously what is going on withthe headlines for this magazine?If that is AnOther Man's idea of conceptual they need to go back to the d...

Scarlett Talks with Glamour About Body Image, The Red Carpet, and Her New Album

Glory be! Just as i was wondering when some new Scarlett Johansson news or pics would surface, my prayers were answered. The most beautiful ...

Fashion from amfAR's Inaugural Milan Fashion Week

Originally I wasn't going to post about last night's Amfar event at Milan Fashion Week. I was worried you guys might find it in poor...

Dita Von Teese in Bizarre Magazine, New Wonderbra Ads

Damn that Dita Von Teese is a busy girl! If you subscribe to her twitter you know that a day rarely goes by where the modern day burlesque q...

Britney Spears Drops New Single "3"

Um...I really, really wanted to love this song but I'm just not sure about it. The beat is pretty fresh but the way it's sung remind...

Elisabeth Moss Looks Lovely in Venice Magazine

It's safe to say that the U.S. has officially gone mad for "Mad Men". It seems that you cannot go anywhere without seeing the ...

Ask Men's Top Ten Action Babes

By now you guys should know if there are two things I love it's strong women and lists. Luckily Askmen.com shares an affinity for both o...

Mary Kate, Ashley, Eva Mendes and Others for AnOther Magazine

There is no two ways about it. When it comes to magazines, AnOther is currently my fave. Between their affinity for black and white photogra...

Enter to Win a Free Tolani Scarf from Chickdowntown.com!

*Edit- Congrats to supaaflychica who won the drawing!Hello my little fashion darlings! For many of you, there's only one thing you love ...

Nicole Richie Just Says Yes to Lingerie as Outerwear

Leave it to Nicole Richie to be among the first to be rocking a hot for fall trend. The momma of two was spotted out last night in a rare da...

Eva Longoria Gets Edged Out for Citizen K Magazine

Let me start by saying that unlike a lot of women, I really like Eva Longoria-Parker. Not only is she cute as a button, but she's my fav...

Tim Burton's Magical Fashion

If I was given one living person whose head I could crawl around in and observe for an hour ala "Being John Malkovich", it would d...

If the 2009 VH1 Hip Hop Honors Was High School...

Most Likely to Cause Me to Become a Lesbian and Get My Tubes Tied: Kid RockMost Likely to Have Given the Audience a Contact High: Method Man...

Slacker Chic of the Month: Laura Prepon

It's official. You guys have cast your votes and made your voices very clear. Laura Prepon is September's official Slacker Chic of t...

Your Bi-Weekly Television Roundup

I'm not going to mince words with you: television this summer majorly sucked. Between all the sad, rehearsed "reality" shows a...